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I pulled up on this little wife lugging groceries through the snow—married five years, barely any action. Perfect. One smile and a stack of bills, and she was in my RV, her wedding ring trembling with regret. She said it was Christmas, and I said, “Good, I’ve got a gift for you.” Watching her tiny mouth try to take my monster? Priceless. She went from shy suburban wife to a moaning, gagging mess in minutes. Merry fucking Christmas to me.

Back in my RV, her wide eyes screamed “mistake,” but her wet pussy said otherwise. I bent her over, her scarf still dangling like a pathetic reminder of her “good girl” life. After wrecking her pussy, I wasn’t done. Nope. Her tight little ass was next on the list. She hesitated for a second, but a few strokes of my monster cock and she was moaning like Christmas came early. I took her to places she didn’t even know existed. By the time I was done, she was split wide open, shaking, and begging for more. Santa’s wife is never looking at her husband the same way again! Best present I’ve given all year.

I ran into this trophy wife with an attitude as big as her perfect rack. She gave me the cold shoulder, thinking she was too good for my rusty RV. But I turned on the charm, and once I showed her what I was packing, she couldn't resist—clearly, she'd been starved for some real action.

Return to Chanov? Big mistake, all my friends said. But you loyal fans of fucking for money wanted me to go back to the crime scene and I did Czech streets mainly for you. So here you have it, Chanov, a wonderland, where you can buy everything for money. First, an old Gypsy woman told me my future in the cards, for money, how else. Then a tough Gypsy sold me his old, former Miss Chanov 1999. He quickly packed up the money and disappeared into a Gypsy ATM. I'll tell you, fucking an old gypsy hooker without rubber is really adrenaline. But just before I was done, her 18-year-old girl came. They almost quarreled over my scraper and eventually wagged me like a stolen hen. Her stepmom was watching, and I fucked her stepdaughter. That was an incredible massacre! I sprayed all the way to Litvinov. But the crazy pimp came back unexpectedly and I was fucked! Money gone, camera gone and I ran without shoes and no pants across Chanov for life. Guys, I'll never go back there! Don't ask for it again, please.

You just won't believe this. I was in the center of Prague and met a busty Barbie, a genuine one from Mattel. Her name was Jaruska and she was way too crazy. She was all pink, her car was pink (and had eyelashes!!!) and her chihuahua… luckily wasn't pink. Jaruska is a stripper by profession and I asked for a private dance. Her apartment was even crazier than herself, her car and her pet combined. She created a Justin Bieber's shrine, a pink one, of course. That was the heaviest extreme I have ever seen. The wacko Barbie took all my money and then released her huge balloons. It was one fucking ride, my friends. When she came, she yelled "Justin!!!". Kind of a turnoff, but just for a second. I fucked that pink bitch hard and then left in seconds because this was really crazy. The craziest pink streets… Sorry, I mean Czech streets so far! You will have fun, I guarantee you that.

Welcome to Chanov, the most infamous gypsy housing projects. I made a bet I would go there with pockets full of cash, an expensive camera and try to survive for at least half an hour. Not gonna lie to you, folks, it was rough. I met two genuine gypsy girls sitting on the stairs of the craziest, most deteriorated house. I found out one is dating a pimp and the other one is his sister. This gypsy didn't hesitate for a second and sold me his sister and promptly took all my money. I shoved my cock deep down the slim gypsy's throat, fucked her hard and pumped all my jizz inside her mouth. I had to hurry before the remaining 45 members of the family come back. On the way home I also fucked the pimp's girlfriend who was really horny. For my money, of course. Afterward, I really had to hurry up and run away to save my ass, because the psycho pimp saw us and was after me. Get ready for a crazy gypsy carnage in the middle of Chanov. I was lucky to get out alive!